My new [foody/gourmet] girlfriend hasnt yet set foot in my kitchen. what can i put in my cupboard to hide the?

I could give you a list, but unless you really know what do do with those sort of ingredients, you'd be better off being yourself and allowing your girlfriend to convert you othewise you could (like me) find yourself presented with a whole pigs head and be expected to prepare it and turn it into a gouret dish.